Mnemosyne

There once was a bird who went flying over a boat, which landed by a hill where dwelt many fishes, which helped the corn to grow. The happy settlers danced around a maypole until the indians came and burnt their house to the ground. Kind of the way they were afraid God would burn the sinners. But then they stopped worrying about that and decided to make some money. Most people did this by farming with cows who had spots. Some of the spots were black, and some were happy.

I am so gonna ace this test.